iPhone thief unfamiliar with iCloud, provides photo evidence of unscrupulousness

I had a friend who refused to use his iPhone on the subway, as he didn’t want it snatched away by a would-be mugger. Though I don’t go to that extreme, I do live in constant fear of my beloved device being stolen or, more likely in my case, misplaced. Should such an unfortunate situation occur, I can only hope the thief is as unfamiliar with iOS 5 and iCloud as Nelson, pictured above.